She seduces him
with gab about speculative physics
and swirly mathematics.
The No No
After the no-hitter,
his life becomes a vague footnote to
those 27 outs.
Black Metal Haiku Writer
He stopped torching
churches when he read his first haiku
collection by Basho.
One Step More
“One step more
and you die,” she purrs, a glock
in her hand.
Shout for Water Village, China
The deserted town
sits at the foot of a colossal dam
erected in 1964.
Lonely House Flipper
His love life
flounders as he spends all his time
buying foreclosed homes.
Just Another Shooting Spree
There’s talk about
starting a cable channel devoted exclusively to
covering American bloodbaths.
For Crying Out Loud
The argument escalates
and spills out into the snowy parking lot
of Breakfast Land.
Big Brain Chimp
She tells the
Pope that he’s really nothing but a
big brain chimp.
Atheist Planet
He tells me
that we are going to ban all religions
on this one.
